Things that would be better if they were real

I just woke up from a dream in which Hillary Clinton was singing karaoke at a bar in Texas (country songs mind you) and it was being televised nationally. Bill popped in for a song or two as well. If only all awesome politicians did karaoke.

We could slip away
Wouldn't that be better
Me, with nothing to say,
and You, in your autumn sweater.

What I want for Christmas

That's right, my very own hamburger phone.

KEW's first blog post on FIPL

This is several days old, but being stuck in Fayetteville kept me from posting.
Congrats, K, on your first official blog post as a member of FIPL!